Sunday, August 27, 2006

Mikey's Profile??!!

Fuck,

What are you doing looking at my profile? I haven't seen that thing since high school. Okay, that's obviously a lie. When was Da Vinci Code released? Around then? Okay it wasn't that long ago, but I wrote the first part before the books. Somehow I feel that I must explain myself (And by "myself", I mean, "everyone else"). I think that people seem to enjoy prescribing anti-placebos. Making their own analysese and judging. I don't know why. I imagine that there are certain reactions others feel that create these "seeming-to-be-causes". Do you know what I'm talking about?

Since when does NOT understanding where homosexuality comes from turn into "he must be gay". I just don't get it.... It's not that I'm afraid, or that I am curious. I am neither. I just don't see a dick in the same light.


I appreciate an open mind. I definately respect gay people for thinking outside the box (lol...). And I am glad that more people are coming out and being the way that they want to be. That part in my profile that has been editted was in there because I forgot about it. It was not meant to "bash" in any way shape or form. It didn't. It simply said what I just said in the above paragraph... except that blogspot censored some words of frustration. Why would this frustrate me? I don't know; maybe I was pining for a lesbian at the time.

Lets get past this. Stop raising that eyebrow at me. You don't need to wonder behind my back. And you don't need to think less of me because "I can't get behind that." It's not my show. I'm not in that arena and I'm not making any argument.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

a 'beef' with Canada's Wonderland

Hello,
You've got no damned vegetarian selection. I went to Mr. Sub, and yeah, they offered the "Vegetarian" sub, but I don't want a salad and bread! Where the hell did Tuna go? How abou Eggsalad? I could understand about Eggsalad, but Tuna?? The stuff can be stored in cans. It's easy to process than slicing ham!
Even the "Roadside Cafe" and the "You Go Grill" could carry Vegedogs and vegeburgers. Every place should have at least two variations of vegetarian alternativces.
I was only satisfied with the Backlot Cafe.

I think you could easily implement some changes pretty quickly. I'll be coming again around the middle of August, so I'll be looking for better vegetarian alternatives.

Love,
Mikey.
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Dear Mikey,

Thank you for contacting Paramount Canada's Wonderland.

I am deeply sorry for the inconvience. The reason we opened Backlot Cafe was to offer a somewhat of a vegetarian menu.We sincerly appreciate your concerns and comments, it's a big thanks to guest's like yourself that Paramount Canada's Wonderland gets better each year and will continue to get better.

If you have any further questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to contact us at 905-832-8131.

Sincerely,
Angela Morano
Guest and Information Services

Saturday, August 05, 2006

"www.dvdrewinder.com"

This email was sent under an an alter-alias to someone else's email address, so I may not know the end of it. I personally thought it was so fucking ridiculous, I just thought it would be better, if they actually did respond, if a co-worker receives the reply.


Ahem:

Hello,

I am a corporate purchaser for a large electronics & gadgets chain in Canada. Would you be able to supply a gigantic supply of these? We've got thousands of stores accross canada, so we're going to need at least 50 000 units.

I want every store selling them before Christmas. Could you do 5.00 per unit? We'll figure out the shipping.

If you could get back to me soon, it would be much appreciated.



Thanks very much,

- Bob.